WELCOME TO MY MAGNIFICENT SHITHOLE

"What the hell is this? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Allow me to explain.

But before I do that, please let me thank my friend Eltio for inspiring me to make this website! Eltio made me get into all that html and css bullshit. This one's for you, friendo. Make sure to check out his page with the button below! (or the smiley button to the bottom left of this page)

This website is entirely (more like around, 65-70%) satirical. Nothing here should be taken seriously, and it's stupid fun for shits and giggles. It was specifically made to imitate that good ol'  S H I T T Y   9 0 ' S / 2 0 0 0 ' S   V I B E .

This website was mainly made to showcase the things that I love in a, err... more "colourful" manner, and by using the navigation bar, you can find out more about me and the things I like, but explained extremely poorly. Why? Well, why not?

And no, I am not schizophrenic. I think.

Enjoy your stay!

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