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This website contains:

Swearing Mentions of sex/other explicit and/or mild sexual themes Flashing/moving images

 

It should also be noted that this website is best viewed on 1920x1080 on DESKTOP. Otherwise it looks like shit

 

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Note: This website is satire. Don't take it too seriously.

 

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Alternatively, you can visit my carrd.co page, which is a friendlier site :)